Jon Hamm-ing it up

Is it me or is every picture of Jon Hamm smiling just a little bit contrived and creepy even? Every time his lips start to curl I feel like he is thinking something really mean and nasty in his head. I thought this to myself, and then out loud and then decided to do some Googling to see what I could find. The results are horrifying.

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“I see you over there and you’re not going to escape me”
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“You don’t know it yet, but I’m going to ruin your drink and then your life”
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“Oh yeah she’s totally gonna get it”

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“GAH I just wanna spit in your face right now you’re so inferior!”

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“Wtf am I even doing here. I hate the beach AND the outdoors”
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“You like facial hair, huh? How about I give you some sugar?”johnhamm1“You ratchet bitch, I’m gonna wish you were never born”

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